Get ready to dive into the dark, deep abyss of marine culinary adventures. Today, we're tackling the age-old question no one knew they needed answered: how many calories are in a giant oarfish? Let's...
Category: How Many Calories
An oarfish. That mythical, nightmarish noodle of the deep sea. Ever wondered how many calories this freak of nature would pack? If you're into counting calories, fantasizing about absurd things, or...
Octopuses, especially the Giant Pacific variety, are the kind of creatures that make you wonder, "How much energy does it take to wrangle one of these bad boys onto a plate?" Spoiler: it's a lot, but...
Ever wondered how many calories are in a giant squid? Of course you have. Who hasn’t? I mean, what kind of deranged lunatic doesn't spend their spare time calculating the caloric content of massive...
Ever wondered how many calories you’d be chomping down if you decided to feast on a mako shark? No? Well, too bad, because we're about to dive into this like a drunk guy jumping into a pool at a...
Ever wondered how many calories are in a dugong? Of course you have. Who hasn't lain awake at night pondering the caloric content of marine mammals? You're in the right place to satisfy your bizarre...