Merlin McSniffles had always been proud of his perfectly groomed beard, his pointy hat that never seemed to fall off no matter how vigorously he gestured, and his ability to turn anyone into a toad...
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It all started when Barkley discovered the dropped laptop in Riverside Park. Well, "discovered" might be giving him too much credit—he was actually trying to bury a tennis ball when he accidentally...
It all started when Nigel the penguin found a crumpled piece of paper floating in the Antarctic waters near their colony. Being the only penguin who had learned to read (thanks to a very patient...
Blorgonzol the Magnificent had never felt less magnificent in all his forty-seven years of existence. Standing at barely three feet tall with tentacles where most beings had arms and a complexion...
Marcel the monkey had always considered himself a sophisticated primate. While his fellow residents of Sunshine Safari Park swung from branches and threw feces with reckless abandon, Marcel preferred...
In the far reaches of the Andromeda Galaxy, on a neon-pink planet called Blorpzorp-7, lived a civilization of gelatinous beings known as the Squishlings. These wobbly, translucent creatures were...