The Petnado Invasion

"Listen, I'm not saying the guinea pigs are conspiring against us, but did you see the way they looked at me?" Mark's voice was slightly muffled, as he peeked from behind the refrigerator door. He...

Bob and the Galactic Toilet

Bob Jenkins was not having a good day. As the only plumber in the tiny town of Squattersville, he was used to clogged toilets and leaky faucets, but nothing prepared him for what was about to...

The Rogue Squirrel of Brattlewood

It was an unusually crisp autumn morning in Brattlewood, the kind of day when the leaves fall with a certain elegance, as if they were auditioning for a part in a Disney movie. But this was no...

The Great Hamster Heist

It was a dark and stormy night, the kind of night you read about in cheap detective novels that no one buys but somehow end up in the bottom of your bookshelf, collecting dust. In a small, otherwise...

The Last Unicorn Heist

It was a Tuesday morning when the world was about to get a whole lot weirder. Not that it wasn’t already weird. But it was about to get next level weird. Most people didn’t realize this because...

The Portal to Absolute Chaos

It was a cold Tuesday afternoon when Bartley Winkles, a completely average 33-year-old man, found himself staring into a portal in his living room. But, let’s backtrack for a second. Bartley...