Zyloth Brimplehorn had never imagined that his degree in Advanced Quantum Textile Studies would lead him here—to a gray, windowless office building floating in the void between the Andromeda and...

Gerald Pemberton had managed many things in his forty-two years of life. He'd managed a bowling alley, a pet store, and even a brief stint at a haunted house attraction. But nothing, absolutely...

Gerald Pemberton was having the worst Tuesday of his life, and it wasn't even noon yet. His coffee maker had exploded, covering his kitchen in a fine mist of espresso grounds. His cat, Mr. Whiskers,...

Blorgonzol the Magnificent had never felt less magnificent in all his forty-seven years of existence. Standing at barely three feet tall with tentacles where most beings had arms and a complexion...

In the far reaches of the Andromeda Galaxy, on a neon-pink planet called Blorpzorp-7, lived a civilization of gelatinous beings known as the Squishlings. These wobbly, translucent creatures were...

Commander Zephyr Plungington had seen many things in his thirty-seven years of intergalactic plumbing, but nothing quite prepared him for the emergency call that came through his hyperspace...