Dr. Reginald Fluffbottom adjusted his lab goggles for the forty-seventh time that morning, which was impressive considering it was only 6:15 AM. The goggles didn't need adjusting—they were...

The day my life went completely sideways started like any other Tuesday. I was eating cereal straight from the box while standing over the sink – a breakfast technique I'd perfected during my three...

Dr. Marvin Frizzlebottom had always been terrible with laundry. This was perhaps not the most important character trait for a quantum physicist, but it would prove to be absolutely catastrophic when...

"Zach, if you don't get out of bed this instant, you'll be late for your own wedding!" shouted Claire from the kitchen, her voice tinged with both love and exasperation. Zach tumbled out of bed,...

Bob Jenkins was not having a good day. As the only plumber in the tiny town of Squattersville, he was used to clogged toilets and leaky faucets, but nothing prepared him for what was about to...

Professor Penelope Puddingstone was not your average quantum physicist. At forty-two, with wild, frizzy hair that seemed to have a mind of its own and glasses perpetually sliding down her nose,...