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Faking a slip-and-fall at the grocery store will not make you rich. It will make you a felon with a bruised ass and a leading role in a film nobody wants to watch. The get-rich-quick fantasy...

Aunt Carol is sixty-three, walks with a cane she nicknamed "Sheila," and has been blissfully single since the second Bush administration. Then last Tuesday she rolled up to Sunday dinner with a...

Good news: the single most achievable goal on your calendar this weekend is not contracting syphilis. It is free. No gym membership, no meal prep, no podcast. And unlike every goal you have ever...

The best jobs for people who fear salad dressing all share one feature. None of them involve a man named Greg ambushing your romaine with something he describes as "creamy." A genuine fear of...

Why smoking menthol cigarettes makes you a better parent is the one parenting question no pediatrician will answer with a straight face. So someone sober-ish had to. The short version: a...

Congratulations on the new relationship. Your girlfriend cannot leave you, cannot block you, and lives in the same phone as your fantasy football app. Now comes the part where you try to flirt...