Eating spaghetti while bungee jumping means getting pasta into a mouth while the owner of that mouth plummets headfirst off a bridge on a giant rubber band. Twirl before the jump. Clamp your lips during freefall. Bite on the rebound. That’s the whole method. Anyone who says it can’t be done has never been drunk…
The best Las Vegas casino games to play with your disability check are 3:2 blackjack, craps with odds, baccarat on the banker, and video poker with a decent pay table. Everything else on the casino floor is a well-lit mugging with a complimentary cocktail. The average SSDI check for a disabled worker rose to $1,630…
Plasma donation tips for senior citizens who need bingo money boil down to four moves: check the age limit, drink like a camel, eat like a trucker, and don’t get greedy with the needle. Yes, a 70-year-old can legally sell bodily fluids for cash in America. It’s regulated, it’s respectable, and it’s the only side…
Winning a pickled pig’s feet eating contest takes a strong jaw, a stretched stomach, a plan for the bones, and the morals of a man who licks his fingers at funerals. The rules are simple. Eat more briny pork ankles than the other degenerates before the buzzer, and keep every bite inside your body like…
Wearing an adult diaper to a wedding in style comes down to loose fabric, dark colors, and a waistband that could tow a pickup truck. Nail these 15 stylish ways to wear your adult diaper to a wedding and nobody will know about the Depend unless you do the worm. Also, relax. Nearly 100 million…
The best places to hide from your wife inside a Walmart are the Auto Care Center, the garden center, the fishing aisle, and one spot she’ll never suspect: family planning. Everywhere else is a trap. The car is a trap with cupholders. Science supports the urge to run. Men get bored after just 26 minutes…