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So you have come to, blinking up at a patio umbrella, while a man named Kevin roots around in your abdomen like he lost his car keys in there. Stay calm. Stay still. The worst move you can make...

There is a special circle of hell reserved for people who balance their glasses on top of their skull like a tiny smug throne, and the line to get in is out the door. Why people who wear glasses...

Faking a slip-and-fall at the grocery store will not make you rich. It will make you a felon with a bruised ass and a leading role in a film nobody wants to watch. The get-rich-quick fantasy...

Aunt Carol is sixty-three, walks with a cane she nicknamed "Sheila," and has been blissfully single since the second Bush administration. Then last Tuesday she rolled up to Sunday dinner with a...

Good news: the single most achievable goal on your calendar this weekend is not contracting syphilis. It is free. No gym membership, no meal prep, no podcast. And unlike every goal you have ever...

The best jobs for people who fear salad dressing all share one feature. None of them involve a man named Greg ambushing your romaine with something he describes as "creamy." A genuine fear of...