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Owning a pet monkey is a financial decision that sits comfortably between timeshare and third marriage. The vet bills alone could fund a small cartel. Lately, the cartel might be funding...

The Side Hustle Your Mother Warned You About Egg prices have done things to the American household that no therapist is licensed to undo. A dozen organic browns now costs more than a kidney on a...

Mother's Day in hell hits a little different. The brunch reservations require notarized blood work and the mimosas are 90% your father's regret and 10% pulp. Picking the right gift for a damned...

A glass eye is the most underused medical accessory since the rectal thermometer with the smiley face on the handle. Most people who lose an eye treat the replacement like a haunted heirloom. They...

The uterus came out, the bills came in, and somewhere on a stainless steel tray sits an organ that just spent forty years bleeding on demand without so much as a thank-you card. Most women hand...

A 40-something guy walks into a Tampa cardiology office with yellow lumps on his palms. His total cholesterol clocks in at over 1,000. That number was so absurd his doctor had rarely seen it that...