Food

Putting “cheeseburger” in a rap title is a bold decision. It tells the listener that dignity has left the studio, lunch is now executive producer, and somebody will rhyme “cheddar” with something medically upsetting. These ten tracks handle the assignment with varying amounts of skill, grease, and confidence no paper wrapper could possibly contain. #10:…

These discontinued fast foods can’t give you diarrhea anymore because they are dead, buried, and haunting drive-thru menus from beyond the grease trap. Nobody is claiming they caused illness. They merely disappeared, which means nostalgia gets to remember the flavor while quietly deleting the part where you ate one in a parked car and made…