Your Mother-in-Law Isn’t the Antichrist, According to My Research
Look. This conversation has been a long time coming. You've been up at 3am doing things on the internet. Unhinged things. Googling "signs of demonic possession" and "can evil be hereditary" and "is...
How to Avoid Flirting at Family Reunions: A Survival Guide for the Genetically Connected Okay. Deep breath. Someone has to say this out loud, and apparently that someone is this guide because your...
Nobody talks about it at PTA meetings, but everyone knows: the best grandmas are absolutely hammered by noon. And thank God for that, because sober grandmas give you butterscotch candies and ask...
10 Creative Ways to Convince Your Dad He’s Not Actually Your Father
There you are. Sunday dinner. The man who claims to be your father is explaining why diagonal lawn stripes are superior to horizontal ones, and suddenly—SNAP—something in your brain just...
Okay, let's be real here. You've been spending ridiculous amounts of money to stand around in converted warehouses that smell like someone spilled Red Bull on a gym sock, fighting for bathroom...
11 Signs Grandma’s Boyfriend Is After Her Social Security Check
Brad showed up at bingo night three months ago with a "bad hip" and a backstory that changes every time he tells it. Now he's practically moved in, knows where grandma keeps the good china, and gets...
