Becoming a Gamer in Your 60s to Make Your Grandkids Pity You Even More
So, you’ve hit your sixties and realized that having lived through wars, recessions, and the golden age of polyester just isn’t enough to earn the respect of your grandkids anymore. They’re too...
8 Tips to Convince Your Aunt She’ll Go to Hell if She Doesn’t Change Her Ways
Aunt Karen has been getting on your nerves for years, and now it's time to give her a wake-up call. You’ve tried subtle hints, heartfelt talks, and even passive-aggressive Facebook posts, but...
Stealing from kids is for amateurs. The real pros know where the real money is: scamming the elderly. It’s easier, it's more profitable, and let’s face it, they’re not going to be around to...
7 Reasons Why Your Grandma’s House Smells Like a Funeral Home
Ever walked into Grandma’s house and wondered if you took a wrong turn and ended up in a mortuary? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. There’s a reason why the smell hits you like a truck full of...
9 Ways to Convince Your Uncle That His New Girlfriend Is Really a Man
The Bearded Lady Gambit Uncle Steve’s got himself a new sweetheart, and you’re sure she's got more testosterone than an MMA fighter on steroids. Start by convincing him that her five o'clock...
Let's talk about the elephant in the room: not showing up for your kid's grand entrance into the world. It’s a situation that requires more creativity than trying to explain why you have your ex's...
