Congratulations on the divorce, you magnificent disaster. The papers are signed, the dog picked her, and your therapist has officially started charging you in advance because last time you...
Category: Travel
25 Vacation Ideas for People in a Coma: The Ultimate Guide to Unconscious Adventures So you're in a coma. Congratulations? Condolences? Honestly, nobody knows the appropriate response here, least...
Everyone's stuck in the same vacation death spiral. Beach resorts where you pay three grand to slowly cook yourself like a sad rotisserie chicken while dodging mysterious floating objects that may or...
The Benefits of Getting Your Entire Family Banned from Disney World
Congratulations on your lifetime ban from the Magic Kingdom. No really. Pop the champagne. You just won the lottery, except instead of money, you got your sanity back. Holy Hell, You Were Getting...
Picture this: You, a rational adult with a functioning brain, decide to drive an electric car across America. This is like deciding to climb Everest in flip-flops. Technically possible? Sure. Will...
So you went on vacation and now your phone looks like a digital crime scene. 4,827 photos. Of the same. Damn. Sunset. Plus 300 blurry shots of your shoes (how?), 200 plates of pasta that looked...