Alright, apparently this needs to be said out loud: Getting scurvy on purpose is not a diet plan. It's barely even a cry for help. It's more like a cry for someone to revoke your decision-making...
Category: Weight Loss
Extreme Weight Loss for Lazy People: Why Starving is the New Yoga
Trying to drop a few pounds without lifting a finger or breaking a sweat? Welcome to the laziest, craziest, and most absurd approach to weight loss: starving yourself into shape. Who needs healthy...
Are you tired of being mistaken for a beached whale every time you hit the beach? Do you dream of fitting into those skinny jeans that have been collecting dust in your closet since the Bush...
How to Lose Weight Fast and Still Be Hungry: The Homeless Person’s Guide to Life
Oh, hello there! You've stumbled upon the treasure trove of weight loss wisdom that you never knew you needed. If you've ever wondered how the homeless seem to maintain their svelte figures while...
How to Lose Weight Fast and Still Get Drunk: The Alcoholic’s Guide to Fitness
Welcome, beautiful boozebags, to your ultimate guide to fitness and hedonism. In this beautiful, bloated piece of word vomit, we'll be exploring the most ridiculous ways to shed those pounds while...
Welcome to the Secret Society of Self-Indulgent Spewers Ahoy, matey! Have you always been secretly envious of those porcelain gods worshipping experts? Well, look no further! You've stumbled upon...