The uterus came out, the bills came in, and somewhere on a stainless steel tray sits an organ that just spent forty years bleeding on demand without so much as a thank-you card. Most women hand...
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Someone had to write this. The internet has been waiting. The dartboards have been waiting. The void has been waiting, and the void is circular and mounted on a wall. You clicked on this article,...
Something's wrong. You can't put your finger on it at first. Maybe it's the way your bedroom smells like a petting zoo that lost its funding. Maybe it's the mysterious fur stuck to your ceiling fan....
So you're blind. And you want to fly a plane. Alone. Alone alone. Like, nobody else in the cockpit. Just you and several tons of aluminum hurtling through the atmosphere at speeds that would...
Someone just microwaved fish in the office. At 8:47 AM. This isn't just a smell anymore – it's an entity. It has consciousness. Pretty sure it just filed a W-2. And you? You're standing there...
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