Smelling like cheap bourbon before lunch is a lifestyle, and lifestyles require alibis. The bad news is that everyone's nose works. The good news is that everyone's nose is also stupid and easily...
Category: Babble
Dentures and a heavy night out have never been friends. Somewhere past the fourth pint, your teeth quietly develop ambitions of their own. A loose denture and eight lagers is not a partnership....
The uterus came out, the bills came in, and somewhere on a stainless steel tray sits an organ that just spent forty years bleeding on demand without so much as a thank-you card. Most women hand...
Someone had to write this. The internet has been waiting. The dartboards have been waiting. The void has been waiting, and the void is circular and mounted on a wall. You clicked on this article,...
Something's wrong. You can't put your finger on it at first. Maybe it's the way your bedroom smells like a petting zoo that lost its funding. Maybe it's the mysterious fur stuck to your ceiling fan....
So you're blind. And you want to fly a plane. Alone. Alone alone. Like, nobody else in the cockpit. Just you and several tons of aluminum hurtling through the atmosphere at speeds that would...