Someone had to write this. The internet has been waiting. The dartboards have been waiting. The void has been waiting, and the void is circular and mounted on a wall. You clicked on this article,...
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So you're blind. And you want to fly a plane. Alone. Alone alone. Like, nobody else in the cockpit. Just you and several tons of aluminum hurtling through the atmosphere at speeds that would...
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That tickle in your nose? It doesn't negotiate. It doesn't care about timing. It definitely doesn't care about your reputation. And yet society keeps pretending sneezing is some kind of minor...