Skydiving tips for blind people start with one beautiful truth: you get to skip the single most terrifying part of the jump. That part is looking at the ground. Sighted jumpers spend the whole...
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There is a special circle of hell reserved for people who balance their glasses on top of their skull like a tiny smug throne, and the line to get in is out the door. Why people who wear glasses...
Faking a slip-and-fall at the grocery store will not make you rich. It will make you a felon with a bruised ass and a leading role in a film nobody wants to watch. The get-rich-quick fantasy...
The best places to hide your cash in a trailer park are not in a safe. A safe is a billboard that says "rob me last, but definitely rob me." Cash in a trailer park is like a juicy secret at a...
Smelling like cheap bourbon before lunch is a lifestyle, and lifestyles require alibis. The bad news is that everyone's nose works. The good news is that everyone's nose is also stupid and easily...
Dentures and a heavy night out have never been friends. Somewhere past the fourth pint, your teeth quietly develop ambitions of their own. A loose denture and eight lagers is not a partnership....