Okay, so here's what happened. Somewhere between the pandemic, the dating app apocalypse, and that guy who asked if vaginas have bones, your vagina said "fuck it" and started preparing for the end...
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The Etiquette of Pooping in a Public Pool: A Gentleman's Guide to Aquatic Disasters Disclaimer: This is satire. Anyone who actually follows this advice deserves whatever happens next. Look. Nobody...
How To Turn Your IBS Into An Excuse To Leave Any Conversation
The Ultimate Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for Social Disasters You're at Karen's house party. Again. She's cornered you by the cheese plate and launched into her forty-minute TED talk about why...
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Why You Should Never Set Your House on Fire for Insurance Money
Okay, so you're broke. Like, checking-couch-cushions-for-gas-money broke. Googling "can you eat dog food if you season it" broke. Your house looks like a before photo that never got an after, the...
Your pancreas is racist and everyone knows it but you. There. Someone had to say it. You've been making excuses for months now — "Oh, it's just sensitive," "Maybe it's the stress," "Organs can't...