The Etiquette of Pooping in a Public Pool: A Gentleman's Guide to Aquatic Disasters Disclaimer: This is satire. Anyone who actually follows this advice deserves whatever happens next. Look. Nobody...
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How To Turn Your IBS Into An Excuse To Leave Any Conversation
The Ultimate Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for Social Disasters You're at Karen's house party. Again. She's cornered you by the cheese plate and launched into her forty-minute TED talk about why...
Hold Up, What? Yeah, you read that right. Not "motorcycle tips for the visually impaired." Not "adaptive riding techniques." Nope. This is full-send, eyes-closed, Jesus-take-the-handlebars content...
Why You Should Never Set Your House on Fire for Insurance Money
Okay, so you're broke. Like, checking-couch-cushions-for-gas-money broke. Googling "can you eat dog food if you season it" broke. Your house looks like a before photo that never got an after, the...
Your pancreas is racist and everyone knows it but you. There. Someone had to say it. You've been making excuses for months now — "Oh, it's just sensitive," "Maybe it's the stress," "Organs can't...
So this is where we are as a society. Last week you got into an Uber that smelled like a petting zoo's anxiety dream. Tuesday, your driver wore ski goggles at 2 AM. Thursday? Thursday your driver...