Alright, let's address the elephant in the room. The elephant that Bobby would probably tattoo as a "large dog with a weird nose." You're here because you saw that Groupon. Ninety percent off at...
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You're standing in the frozen foods section at Trader Joe's and it's happening. That little throat tingle. The eye burn. Your lower lip doing that stupid wobbly thing. Maybe it's because they moved...
A Totally Scientific Guide to Winning at Life (Terms and Conditions Apply) 4:47 AM: Nobody's Buying This Shit You set your alarm for 4:47 AM because some dickhead on LinkedIn said prime...
That salmon mousse from cocktail hour just filed a restraining order against your stomach. The room's doing the Macarena. Without music. And Cousin Beth wants to tell you about her essential oils...
Look, we need to address the elephant in the room. Not the overdraft fees or the fact that your savings account earns less interest than finding quarters in your couch cushions. The pens. Those...
So you've got a prosthetic leg. And you're just... walking on it? Like some kind of pedestrian? (Pun absolutely intended.) Meanwhile everyone at parties is doing the same recycled garbage –...