Disclaimer: This is satire. Pay your bills. The electric company has bills too, probably. So that electric bill just showed up. And it's... wow. It's giving "small mortgage payment." It's giving...
Category: Babble
Alright. Let's talk about the terrorist currently occupying your left nostril. You know exactly what's happening up there. It's been setting up camp since your morning coffee, and every time you...
You absolute madman. You really woke up and chose violence against common sense, didn't you? Everyone else is out here worried about parallel parking and you're like "nah, gonna fly a plane with my...
Senior Citizen Boy Band Name Ideas: Because Medicare Doesn't Cover Your Dreams of Stardom Picture this: Tuesday night. Bingo just ended. Frank's humming "I Want It That Way" while waiting for his...
You're Basically a Human Cement Mixer Ever wonder why people suddenly remember urgent appointments when you start eating? Yeah. That's not a coincidence. When you chew with your mouth open, you're...
A Totally Scientific Economic Analysis That Your Liver Definitely Doesn't Want You to Read Okay, here's the thing nobody wants to say out loud: You're not ruining your life. You're...