You absolute madman. You really woke up and chose violence against common sense, didn't you? Everyone else is out here worried about parallel parking and you're like "nah, gonna fly a plane with my...
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Senior Citizen Boy Band Name Ideas: Because Medicare Doesn't Cover Your Dreams of Stardom Picture this: Tuesday night. Bingo just ended. Frank's humming "I Want It That Way" while waiting for his...
You're Basically a Human Cement Mixer Ever wonder why people suddenly remember urgent appointments when you start eating? Yeah. That's not a coincidence. When you chew with your mouth open, you're...
A Totally Scientific Economic Analysis That Your Liver Definitely Doesn't Want You to Read Okay, here's the thing nobody wants to say out loud: You're not ruining your life. You're...
Sweet merciful crap, you actually clicked this. Out of all the knowledge in the digital universe — how to get rich, find love, achieve enlightenment — you chose THIS. An article about nose...
So you want to host a board game night. Let's talk about why that's probably a terrible idea. But also why you should absolutely do it anyway. First Things First: Your Guest List Will Make or...