Good news: the single most achievable goal on your calendar this weekend is not contracting syphilis. It is free. No gym membership, no meal prep, no podcast. And unlike every goal you have ever...
Category: Health
Drinking boxed wine for breakfast is actually healthy, which sounds unhinged until you remember the bar for "healthy" has been lying face-down on your kitchen floor since Tuesday. Picture the...
You should not use a torch to remove hemorrhoids. That sentence should have ended the conversation. Yet somewhere on Earth, a grown adult is right now eyeing the warranty card on a Bernzomatic and...
The human body is a temple, and that temple is about to host an all-you-can-eat buffet with the fire exits welded shut. Most people approach weight gain like a guilty side hustle. They sneak a...
Not every sexually transmitted infection was created equal, and pretending otherwise is how people end up crying in a Walgreens aisle at 11pm. What follows is STDs ranked from almost fun to...
Congratulations: the weight is gone, and your skin is now hanging off you like a wet bath towel draped over a cheap coat rack. What to do with loose skin after Ozempic weight loss comes down to...