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Talking like Hulk Hogan comes down to three things: a voice like a cement mixer, the unshakable belief that your arms are tourist attractions, and the word "brother" deployed roughly every four...

You have soiled yourself. The venue is public. There are witnesses, and one of them is a child who will describe this to a therapist someday. Your first instinct will be to confess. Strangle that...

Every pair of underwear on earth is involved in a slow, silent negotiation with the person wearing it. The underwear wants to retire. The person wants one more day. This is a conflict older than...

So you want to be an author. That's beautiful. That's brave. That's also statistically one of the worst financial decisions a person can make, right up there with buying a timeshare or trusting a guy...

The medical professional gave you the news, and now there’s a situation happening in the lower deck that looks like a pepperoni pizza had a mid-life crisis. It sucks. It’s itchy. It feels like...

Your best friend just walked out of that courthouse looking like they escaped from a particularly tedious hostage situation where the kidnapper made them discuss their "communication styles" and...