Debt collectors found you again? Of course they did. These people could find Waldo in witness protection. Here's the thing about owing money: everyone acts like it's some massive moral failing. Like...
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How to Profit Off Your Best Friend’s Terminal Illness Without Feeling Guilty
So your best friend's dying. Tragic. Anyway, let's talk money. What? Someone's gotta say it. While you're sitting there clutching your pearls, the hospital's charging $80 for a Tylenol and the...
So you want to write a love song? Cool. You're about to join the ranks of millions who've rhymed "heart" with "apart" and thought they were Shakespeare. You know who else thought that? Your uncle...
So you want to build a climbing wall in your garage? Let's talk about your life choices for a second. Your spouse has already started browsing Zillow. Your kids are live-tweeting the disaster. The...
So you're hosting a dinner party. God help you. No really, what possessed you to do this? Was it temporary insanity? Too much wine at brunch? A misguided sense of adult responsibility? Whatever the...
Why Your Forehead Isn’t Paper (And Other Truths You’ll Ignore) Let’s cut to the chase: you’re about to ink your face. Voluntarily. With zero prior experience. What could go wrong?...
