Winter is trying to murder your fake mustache, and it has a three-month head start. Fake mustache care in winter comes down to keeping it dry, keeping it far from open flames, keeping your nose from leaking on it, and storing it somewhere warmer than your ex’s heart. Nail that and it survives until spring….
The worst things to hear from a barber holding a weed whacker include “hold still,” “tuck those in” and pretty much any sentence that ends with the word “downstairs.” If the engine’s already running, it’s too late to fake a phone call. A Saturday trim just became a hostage situation with a cape. The Worst…
Nobody – and this cannot be stressed enough – NOBODY googles “professional hairstyles for balding men” because things are going well. You’re here at 2:47 AM because your hairline started packing its bags somewhere around your third annual performance review, and now your forehead has annexed so much territory it could apply for UN membership….
Welcome, aspiring turf heads! You’re here because your hair decided to pull a Houdini and disappear. Don’t sweat it; we’ve got a lineup of tips to help you cultivate a luxurious lawn on your dome that would make any suburban dad jealous. This guide is your one-stop shop for turning your barren wasteland into a…
Alright, bald fellas, let’s get straight to it. We’re talking about scalp care for that gleaming dome of yours. If you’ve embraced the chrome dome, you might as well make it the envy of every cue ball in town. So here are some essential tips to keep your scalp shining like the top of the…
So, you’re bald. Whether it happened naturally or by choice, the top of your head is as smooth as a baby’s butt. But don’t fret, my follicly-challenged friend. We’re about to turn that dome into a work of art. Let’s get into the madness of head styling because being bald doesn’t mean being bland. In…