Licking an electric socket is the fastest way to turn your own face into a science fair project. The short version: a wet tongue plus 120 volts equals your heart filing for early retirement, and...
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Nobody handed you a rulebook when you walked in. There's no orientation video. No pamphlet titled "So You've Decided to Stop Being a Disaster: A Beginner's Guide." You just showed up, grabbed some...
Winning: How to Be Happy by Lowering Every Standard You Have Somewhere right now, someone is journaling their gratitude while doing sun salutations at 5 AM. That person is a liar. Nobody's...
What to Do If Your Imaginary Friend Chokes at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Steve's turning purple again. Right there. Between the wilted salad bar and that chocolate fountain nobody should trust. Making that face—you know the one. Like a fish discovering air isn't...
Alright. Sit down. We need to talk. It's 3 AM. You're out of toothpaste. And somewhere in that sleep-deprived brain, a neuron misfires and suggests that bottle of Sriracha might work. No....
Look at you. Reading an article about not eating crayons. This is what Tuesday night has become. That 64-pack is giving you feelings. Inappropriate feelings. Burnt Umber is looking like a forbidden...