It is time to learn to drink out of the toilet bowl just like your dog. For years your dog has watched you pour filtered water into a glass like some kind of insufferable French aristocrat. He has...
Category: Pets
Carl the goldfish has been giving you a look. The same one your last Tinder date gave right before stealing your hoodie, your good frying pan, and the dignity you keep in the sock...
Owning a pet monkey is a financial decision that sits comfortably between timeshare and third marriage. The vet bills alone could fund a small cartel. Lately, the cartel might be funding...
A chicken walked into a dentist's office last Tuesday. The dentist screamed. The chicken also screamed, but only because it had been screaming nonstop since 4 a.m. because that is what chickens...
Look. Something needs to be said. Something that's been festering in living rooms across this nation. Something that's been silently (and sometimes not so silently) destroying relationships, ruining...
Nobody wants to believe their beloved Bubbles has fallen into the seedy underbelly of aquatic sports gambling. But here's the thing – that fish bowl isn't just a fish bowl anymore. It's basically...