Owning a pet monkey is a financial decision that sits comfortably between timeshare and third marriage. The vet bills alone could fund a small cartel. Lately, the cartel might be funding...
Category: Pets
A chicken walked into a dentist's office last Tuesday. The dentist screamed. The chicken also screamed, but only because it had been screaming nonstop since 4 a.m. because that is what chickens...
Look. Something needs to be said. Something that's been festering in living rooms across this nation. Something that's been silently (and sometimes not so silently) destroying relationships, ruining...
Nobody wants to believe their beloved Bubbles has fallen into the seedy underbelly of aquatic sports gambling. But here's the thing – that fish bowl isn't just a fish bowl anymore. It's basically...
Your cat's stress-induced hair loss is embarrassing? Absolutely not. Those mysterious bald patches on your dog aren't a veterinary crisis waiting to drain your savings account – they're a fashion...
Somebody out there—right now, at this very moment—is filling out dog adoption paperwork and writing "Chlamydia" in the name field. They're doing it with a straight face. They think they're...