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The Most Respectable Dildo Salesman on Maple Crescent Martin Puckle had not yet spoken to his first customer, and already the catalog was fighting him. It had wedged itself beneath his clipboard at an angle that exposed most of the cover: PERSONAL HORIZONS in silver lettering, PRIVATE CONFIDENCE. PERSONAL CHOICE. beneath it, and a glossy…

Glen “Velvet” Mercer entered the Exit 14 McDonald’s three minutes late and dressed for an evening no one else had agreed was happening. The white jumpsuit was cut high at the collar and low in the judgment. Rhinestones covered the chest, sleeves, thighs, cuffs, and several areas where rhinestones had no practical reason to exist….