Squatting in a foreclosed McMansion is the closest a broke person gets to inheriting money from a rich uncle they invented. The bank stopped caring. The previous owner fled to Scottsdale to "find...
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Complete Guide to Vaping in Hospital Waiting Rooms: A Masterclass in Making Everyone Hate You Apparently This Needs to Be Said Out Loud Someone vaped in the NICU last Thursday. The NICU. Where...
A Beginner’s Guide to Faking Amnesia After Embarrassing Social Fails
Ever woke up at 3 AM drenched in the cold sweat of your own mortification, replaying that time you called your boss "Mom" at a meeting? Or perhaps you accidentally sent a flirty text meant for your...
How to Be the Best Parasite in the World Let's kick things off with the essential mindset for living off others: absolute shamelessness. Get rid of that pesky pride. Who needs it anyway? Pride...
Alright, so you've decided to fake a pregnancy. Maybe you want to get out of work, maybe you want free stuff, or maybe you just want to see how far you can push the boundaries of social norms before...
So you’ve decided to become agoraphobic? Congratulations! While others are out there soaking up Vitamin D and participating in crowded festivals, you’ll be mastering the fine art of indoor...