How to Fake Your Way Through Environmentalism Alright, gather around, you lazy sloths of modernity. You want to act like you care about the environment without ever really breaking a sweat, giving up your avocado toast, or even getting up off the couch. Good news: I’m here to guide you through that precise goal. The…
Starting an unconventional business venture like an abortion clinic in the back of a van is no easy feat, but with a little creativity and a lot of disregard for common decency, it can be done. Let’s dive into this wild ride. Finding the Perfect Van: The Key to Success The first step to creating…
Starting a cult is one of those things you never see on a high school career aptitude test, but it sure beats working a 9 to 5. Why? Because the sky’s the limit when you’re raking in dough from gullible followers. In this guide, we’ll break down the art of starting your own cult and…
So, you moved into a new place, got a killer deal on rent, and now you’re living the dream—except your roommate is a ghost. That’s right, a bona fide, floating-around, spooky ghost. And no, it’s not one of those friendly Casper types. This one likes to mess with your head. How do you keep your…
Ever dreamt of becoming a tattoo artist but your wallet laughs at your aspirations? Well, you’re in luck! This guide will teach you how to achieve your tattoo dreams using just a safety pin, some ink, and a questionable amount of courage. Let’s dive into the bizarre, slightly painful, and completely unnecessary world of DIY…
Breaking the news to your parents about your newfound devotion to a cult is no small feat. Whether you’re drawn to a charismatic leader or just really into Kool-Aid, you’ll need a strategy. Here’s how to break it to them without too many tears, or at least, with more laughs than tears. Step 1: The…