7 Fabulous Cocktails to Toast When Your HMO Denies Your Cancer Treatment
Your insurance company just declared war on your existence. That rejection letter showed up in your mailbox like a death certificate with cheerful fonts. "After careful consideration" - translation:...
So you're there in that paper gown that's basically tissue paper cosplaying as clothing, trying to pretend this is all totally normal and not at all like being abducted by extremely polite aliens who...
Picture this: You're perched on that examination table, ass half-hanging off the edge, paper crinkling like you're a poorly wrapped burrito. The nurse walks in holding something that looks like it...
Alright, so you're getting a colonoscopy. You've consumed roughly seventeen gallons of what can only be described as medical-grade Drano. You're wearing a gown that's essentially a dinner napkin...
Alright, let's address the worm in the room. You've got a tapeworm. Maybe you got it from that sketchy sushi place where the health grade was somehow a "C-". Maybe it was that backpacking trip...
Right, so everyone's walking around acting like their Myers-Briggs type is a medical diagnosis. "Sorry, can't come to your party, it would drain my INTJ energy." Meanwhile, you're over here with an...
