Because Your Therapist Is Already Booked Solid Genital warts. Two words nobody wants in their search history. Yet here you are, probably on incognito mode, looking for literally any way to...
Category: Health
A Totally Scientific and Not At All Satirical Investigation Look. That sad little container of floss your dentist passive-aggressively handed you six months ago? Still in the plastic bag with...
What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With People We Need to Talk Alright so humanity peaked with the moon landing and it's been downhill ever since. Case in point: microdosing laxatives is a...
Because Dying Slowly Wasn't Quite Slow Enough Okay. So you're old. Not "senior discount at Denny's" old. We're talking "remembers when doctors recommended cigarettes for stress" old. "Your...
Look, you're about to spend 45 minutes in a tube that sounds like a broken dishwasher having an argument with a jackhammer. Why not make it memorable? 1. "THE MAGNETS ARE SPEAKING TO ME IN MORSE...
Your prostate has been colonized by Belgian communists and buddy, that's just Tuesday now. The Beginning of Your Extremely Specific Nightmare Starts with the pee, obviously. One morning you're...