Category: Health

So here's the thing. You've been lied to. Every morning for your entire life, you've squeezed that tube of minty nonsense onto your brush like some kind of fluoride-worshipping sheep, and for what?...

That little light they shine in your mouth? Pretty sure it's powered by human suffering. 1. Their Office Looks Like Stephen King's Pinterest Board You know those soothing waterfall sounds most...

So. You're standing in your shower right now, aren't you? Reading this on your waterproof phone like some kind of aquatic millennial. Get out. Dry off. We need to talk. The Great Clean...

So you're here because your Apple Watch keeps asking if you're having a medical emergency after your morning coffee routine. Join the club. The one where everyone's left eye has developed autonomous...

Disclaimer: This is satire. Also grandma knows where you live and she's not afraid to show up unannounced. Listen. Everyone's out here eating mushrooms that cost more than rent and calling it...

Alright, listen up. Everyone's out here blaming pharmaceutical companies. Congress. Doctors. The Sackler family. And yeah, sure, they played a part. But y'all are missing the fuzzy, frowning...