The Fastest Ways to Gain Weight to Get Type 2 Diabetes: A Guide for Overachievers Disclaimer: This is satire. Obviously. If you actually do this stuff, that's on you. Ever look at your functioning...
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Alright. So you got neutered. Voluntarily paid someone to take a scalpel to your balls while your ex has the kids every other weekend and this happened to be your weekend. Now you're sitting there...
A Totally Scientific and Not At All Satirical Guide So your liver's toast. Absolutely done. It's transformed itself into what medical professionals call "cirrhotic tissue" but what's basically...
So you've chosen violence. That's what it is, really. Every morning when you crack open that can of weaponized caffeine before your brain even registers consciousness. Your teeth have started...
How to Figure Out Who Gave You Chlamydia: A Detective's Guide to Sexual Sleuthing Well, shit. The clinic just called with that special tone they reserve for "we need to discuss your results." You...
Disclaimer: This is satire. For the love of all that's holy, see a real dentist. That tooth hurting? The one that feels like a tiny construction crew decided to jackhammer directly into your...