5 Ways to Celebrate Your Landlord’s Eviction Notice with Style
That piece of paper taped to your door? The one written in legal gibberish that basically translates to "pack your crap, you're done here"? Yeah, that's not exactly a hallmark moment. Look, nobody...
Buckle up, buttercup. Time for some truth. The Economics of Getting Lit on a Budget You know what's wild? Watching someone drop $18 on a six-pack of beer that tastes like a pine tree had sex with...
Okay. Deep breath. This needs to be said. Your doctor is made of wood. Not metaphorically. Not "wooden bedside manner" or "stiff personality." Actual. Literal. Wood. Probably pine, maybe oak if...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Pay your bills. The electric company has bills too, probably. So that electric bill just showed up. And it's... wow. It's giving "small mortgage payment." It's giving...
Alright. Let's talk about the terrorist currently occupying your left nostril. You know exactly what's happening up there. It's been setting up camp since your morning coffee, and every time you...
You absolute madman. You really woke up and chose violence against common sense, didn't you? Everyone else is out here worried about parallel parking and you're like "nah, gonna fly a plane with my...
