11 Signs Your Labubu Might Be Sentient (And Why That's Your Problem Now) So you own a Labubu. Mistake number one. Look, nobody's judging. Well, everyone's judging, but that's beside the point. The...
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Let's get one thing straight: you're not here for permission. You're here for validation. You've already decided to permanently brand yourself with the King of Rock and Roll, and now you're just...
Okay, let's get something straight. You've been paying into social security since disco was a thing, your 401k survived three recessions and a pandemic, and your reward is......
The Beginner’s Guide to Pretending You Didn’t Crap Yourself at Target
Let's skip the foreplay here. You just shit yourself in Target. Not "had a little accident." Not "experienced some discomfort." You literally just turned your pants into a biohazard while standing...
Okay, so here's what happened. Somewhere between the pandemic, the dating app apocalypse, and that guy who asked if vaginas have bones, your vagina said "fuck it" and started preparing for the end...
The Etiquette of Pooping in a Public Pool: A Gentleman's Guide to Aquatic Disasters Disclaimer: This is satire. Anyone who actually follows this advice deserves whatever happens next. Look. Nobody...