Nobody handed you a rulebook when you walked in. There's no orientation video. No pamphlet titled "So You've Decided to Stop Being a Disaster: A Beginner's Guide." You just showed up, grabbed some...
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Two heads walked into a Hot Topic in 1997 and only one of them wanted the Korn shirt. That is the foundational trauma of every conjoined twin who lived through the 90s. The decade gave the world...
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Someone had to write this. The internet has been waiting. The dartboards have been waiting. The void has been waiting, and the void is circular and mounted on a wall. You clicked on this article,...
The Complete Guide to Pretending to Enjoy Your Mother-in-Law’s Cooking
So. You made a face at Thanksgiving. Maybe it was the casserole. Maybe it was that gray meat situation that seemed to be watching you back. Maybe it was the jello mold that contained what appeared...
