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Smelling like cheap bourbon before lunch is a lifestyle, and lifestyles require alibis. The bad news is that everyone's nose works. The good news is that everyone's nose is also stupid and easily...

Dentures and a heavy night out have never been friends. Somewhere past the fourth pint, your teeth quietly develop ambitions of their own. A loose denture and eight lagers is not a partnership....

There is a specific man. You have met him. He stood too close at a wedding and told you, unprompted, what his watch "appreciates at." He does not own clothes. He owns evidence. Every garment...

Mock dog meat tacos are the dietary equivalent of telling your therapist "asking for a friend." The concept is simple. Plant-based protein, seasoned aggressively, stuffed into a tortilla, and...

A tuba weighs about thirty pounds and produces exactly one emotion in the people nearby: alarm. It is the only instrument you can hear forming an opinion about your life choices. So the worst...

Somewhere right now, a responsible adult is handing a face-painted stranger $300 and the emotional safety of twelve children. That stranger is a clown. The adult is you. And you are about to make...