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A tuba weighs about thirty pounds and produces exactly one emotion in the people nearby: alarm. It is the only instrument you can hear forming an opinion about your life choices. So the worst...

Somewhere right now, a responsible adult is handing a face-painted stranger $300 and the emotional safety of twelve children. That stranger is a clown. The adult is you. And you are about to make...

Licking an electric socket is the fastest way to turn your own face into a science fair project. The short version: a wet tongue plus 120 volts equals your heart filing for early retirement, and...

Talking like Hulk Hogan comes down to three things: a voice like a cement mixer, the unshakable belief that your arms are tourist attractions, and the word "brother" deployed roughly every four...

Choosing a winning horse by name means you ignore the form, the odds, and the snorting half-tonne athlete in front of you, and back whichever name makes you laugh into your pint. It is the betting...

Congratulations: the weight is gone, and your skin is now hanging off you like a wet bath towel draped over a cheap coat rack. What to do with loose skin after Ozempic weight loss comes down to...