Let’s dive right into it. The topic of the day is one that surely will ignite a forest fire of opinions and a tsunami of laughter. We're here to tackle the truth about why you should never, under...
Posts by Michael
Why Eating Gum from Under the Table is Good for Your Immune System
Ever thought about those sticky surprises hiding under tables at your local diner? It’s high time you consider them in a new light. Who knew that those globs of chewed-up, saliva-covered,...
Life is full of relationships, and one of the most intimate and complex is marriage. It's a wild ride that can be as smooth as a silk scarf or as bumpy as a porcupine's back. Sometimes, it seems like...
You’ve just received an invite that makes your eyebrows leap for the ceiling: your distant relatives are throwing a family reunion barbecue, and let’s just say their dietary preferences are a...
April Fools' Day, the sacred holiday where trickery and deceit are not just accepted but encouraged. It’s that magical time of year when you can finally get back at everyone who has wronged you...
Summer Fashion Tips for Anorexics Who Always Think They’re Fat
Welcome to the world of summer fashion for those who see themselves as walking marshmallows despite being skinnier than a vegan at a BBQ joint. It's time to embrace the absurdity, break every logical...