Do you ever find yourself sitting at work, staring at your screen, and wondering if you could possibly be any more bored? Do you daydream about escape plans more intricate than a Hollywood heist...
Posts by Michael
Teaching your dog to rob your neighbor’s house isn’t just a whimsical notion; it’s an epic saga of man’s best friend becoming man’s sneakiest ally. So, leash up, grab some treats, and...
Family gatherings can be a test of endurance, patience, and the strength of your liver. Whether it’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, or that dreaded Sunday dinner, there are moments when you need to bring...
Why settle for plain old bank robbery when you can raise funds the legal way with a bake sale? Yes, my friend, it's time to mix flour, sugar, and a dash of desperation into a delightful concoction....
Dating your cousin is a time-honored tradition that has been frowned upon by society for no good reason. Seriously, why should two people with matching DNA be denied the right to blissful,...
Finding a good therapist is like dating. Sometimes you swipe right and end up with a gem, other times you end up with someone who thinks they're the reincarnation of Cleopatra. If you've ever left a...