Breaking up sucks. But the best revenge is living well—or making your ex think you are, while you plot their downfall with the precision of a mad scientist. Here’s how to make them wish they never left. 1. Post Pics of You and Your New “Partner”—A Mannequin Get yourself a high-quality mannequin. Dress it up…
Navigating the wild terrain of dating can be treacherous, especially when you’re aiming to pick up women over 80. It’s not for the faint-hearted. If you’re ready to dive into the deep end of the dating pool, buckle up! This guide will take you on a hilarious journey through some of the most unexpected places…
So, you moved into a new place, got a killer deal on rent, and now you’re living the dream—except your roommate is a ghost. That’s right, a bona fide, floating-around, spooky ghost. And no, it’s not one of those friendly Casper types. This one likes to mess with your head. How do you keep your…
Finding yourself in the waiting room, staring at those terrifying pamphlets that you swear just called you a weakling? It’s time to arm yourself with a catalog of convincing fabrications. Doctors aren’t the invincible gatekeepers of pharmaceuticals they want you to think they are. Here are some of the most effective, yet completely ridiculous, lies…
So, you’re swiping right on Tinder, hoping to find your soulmate, or at least someone who won’t ghost you after a week. But how do you know if the cute guy with the puppy in his profile picture isn’t secretly harboring a collection of human heads in his basement? Here’s a guide to help you…
Ever looked at a ventriloquist dummy and thought, “Yeah, I could spend the rest of my life with that”? Of course you have. We all have. Here’s a deep dive into the hilariously twisted reality of tying the knot with a wooden partner. Hold on to your butts. Wooden Romance: Splinters of Love and Lust…