So, you’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and embark on the timeless quest to become filthy rich by marrying someone who remembers when televisions had dials. Bravo! Here’s your completely serious, no-nonsense guide to achieving financial nirvana through strategic matrimony with the elderly. It’s going to be a wild ride, and by wild,…
Constructing a spaceship from the random stuff lying around your house might sound like a Herculean task. But if Elon Musk can do it with a few billion dollars, why can’t you do it with some duct tape, old soda cans, and a will to live that’s fueled solely by caffeine and memes? Gather Your…
So, you thought adopting a pet rock would be simple. No feeding, no walking, just a perfect, low-maintenance companion. But lately, have you noticed something…strange? Something that makes you question your pet rock’s screen time habits? Here are the telltale signs your pet rock might be getting a little too intimate with the internet. Your…
Alright, so you’ve decided to fake a pregnancy. Maybe you want to get out of work, maybe you want free stuff, or maybe you just want to see how far you can push the boundaries of social norms before everyone in your life starts questioning your sanity. Whatever your reasons, you’ve come to the right…
Regretting that drunken tattoo of your ex’s name after only three weeks? Maybe it’s a misspelled quote you thought was profound at 3 a.m., or perhaps a strange symbol you thought meant “peace” but actually translates to “soggy bread.” We all have our crosses to bear, but some crosses are more hilariously regrettable than others….
Do you ever find yourself sitting at work, staring at your screen, and wondering if you could possibly be any more bored? Do you daydream about escape plans more intricate than a Hollywood heist movie? Well, look no further! Here are the top ten reasons to fake a heart attack at work. Spoiler alert: none…