If you’re anything like me, you always look forward to calls from telemarketers. They’re a welcome break from the mundane tasks of everyday life, and they provide an opportunity to practice your best passive-aggressive behavior. Here are the top ten ways to annoy telemarketers, guaranteed to make their day just a little bit worse. 1….
So, your mom just married a new guy. There’s something fishy about this guy, and you can’t put your finger on what it is. But you’re pretty sure he’s not who he says he is. Here are some clues that your new stepdad might actually be D. B. Cooper. 1. He’s always wearing a big…
You hate your neighbor. It seems that every time you turn around, they’re doing something to bother you. They play their music too loud, their dog barks all hours of the night, and they never seem to clean up their yard. Now you finally want to get back at your neighbors. The best way to…
Who doesn’t love Facebook? It’s the perfect way to stay connected with friends and family, share news and photos, and keep up with what’s going on in the world. Who doesn’t love looking at fat people from the chin up or reading about people’s opinions on things that don’t matter? But for some people, Facebook…
Not everyone learns that Santa isn’t real at a young age. Some of us are well into adulthood before discovering the truth. And when we do, it can be pretty devastating. How can anyone deal with such a crushing blow? The good news is that there are stages of grief that apply to this situation….
So, you have decided that you want to live with twenty-seven cats. Congratulations! You’re now officially insane. But before you fill your home with feline friends, you should consider the pros and cons of this decision. You may also want to consider visiting a therapist to go over some unsettled issues you may have with…