How to Buy the Perfect Fake Mustache on eBay Without Paying an Arm and a Leg for It
If you're looking for a great fake mustache on eBay but don't want to break your bank account, this article will help you find the perfect piece of facial hair on the web's favorite auction site....
If your niece is pregnant and the father of her unborn baby is ugly, you should encourage her to get an abortion. If she has the baby, they'll most likely have a life-long problem because of how ugly...
The Easiest Ways to Get Money to Buy Lottery Tickets That Don’t Involve Robbing Liquor Stores
How do you get money for lottery tickets without robbing liquor stores? Everybody wants to win the lottery, but not everybody has enough money of their own to buy tickets. Luckily, there are some...
Seven Ways to Tell Mr. Furley That You Don’t Have the Rent Money This Month
Mr. Furley is so much more than a cool-looking guy who wears scarves and has what looks like a poodle on his head. He's also a landlord who takes his job very seriously. If Mr. Furley doesn't collect...
Appropriate Ways to Tell Strangers About Your Explosive Diarrhea
We've all been there at one time or another, and it's never a pretty sight. You're sitting on the bus, or you're at the park, or maybe you're just out for a walk, and all of a sudden, your stomach...
You don't need to be an award-winning actor to pretend to care about your coworkers. Do you really care that Debbie's daughter married a woman covered in tattoos and didn't graduate middle school?...
