It won’t be long until humans are on Mars. You know what that means; you’ll have to use a porta-potty sometime. The problem is, you can’t just whip out your business and go. You need to be careful. There are just a few things to keep in mind. Select your nearest porta-potty Not the one…
If you’re looking for a great fake mustache on eBay but don’t want to break your bank account, this article will help you find the perfect piece of facial hair on the web’s favorite auction site. Whether you want a long and luxurious mustache or a tiny little smudge of fur on your upper lip;…
If your niece is pregnant and the father of her unborn baby is ugly, you should encourage her to get an abortion. If she has the baby, they’ll most likely have a life-long problem because of how ugly he is. The baby would be made fun of daily on the school bus because the baby…
How do you get money for lottery tickets without robbing liquor stores? Everybody wants to win the lottery, but not everybody has enough money of their own to buy tickets. Luckily, there are some foolproof tricks to get the money you need. If you don’t feel like robbing liquor stores, read my article, and you’ll…
Mr. Furley is so much more than a cool-looking guy who wears scarves and has what looks like a poodle on his head. He’s also a landlord who takes his job very seriously. If Mr. Furley doesn’t collect the rent on time, his brother Bart will be distraught. As you can imagine, Jack, Chrissy, and…
We’ve all been there at one time or another, and it’s never a pretty sight. You’re sitting on the bus, or you’re at the park, or maybe you’re just out for a walk, and all of a sudden, your stomach flips over. Your lower intestines are doing backflips, there’s loud rumbling in your gut, and…