Alright, let’s talk about the jolly old fat guy who breaks into your house every December 24th. You know, the one we glorify with cookies, milk, and an annual arm-and-leg-spending spree. Let’s cut the crap: Santa Claus is a grade-A jerk. Yeah, you heard me. Get ready for a sleigh ride through the darker side…
Let’s cut the crap and get down to business. Morning drinking—there’s no finer way to start your day than with a buzz that’ll make your boss question your sanity. You’ve probably heard that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but those people are amateurs. Why stop at bacon and eggs when you…
Welcome to Hell. Not just the fiery, infernal place you’ve heard about, but a neighborhood that’s really come a long way. Sure, it’s eternally hot, everyone’s miserable, and the Wi-Fi sucks, but hey, it’s home now. While you’re here, might as well make the best of it, right? Let’s get into some devilishly good times….
When the Neighbor’s Garden Grows More Than Just Tomatoes Ever noticed how your neighbor’s garden blooms even in the dead of winter? Suspicious, right? Those chrysanthemums might be growing over something more sinister than fertilizer. You’ve got a better chance of finding Jimmy Hoffa buried in their backyard than getting a straightforward explanation about their…
You thought embalming fluid was just for dead bodies? Get ready to have your mind blown. Here are some wildly unconventional uses for leftover embalming fluid that’ll make you wonder why you haven’t stocked up on the stuff already. Cooking with Embalming Fluid: A Gourmet’s Dream Forget truffle oil and saffron, embalming fluid is the…
So you want to get laid by faking a British accent? You’ve come to the right place. There’s something about that posh twang that turns heads and drops panties. Maybe it’s the lingering scent of colonialism, or maybe it’s just the charm of sounding like you know more about tea than your average Joe. Whatever…