With the world’s oceans covering over 70% of the planet, it’s no wonder that many of us dream of becoming a mermaid. Who wouldn’t want to spend their days frolicking merrily beneath the waves, communing with the curious creatures of the deep? But becoming a professional mermaid is more than just putting on a tail…
Doing laundry can be a challenging and tedious task, but it is absolutely necessary to keep your clothes clean. Snot can be a great way to give your laundry a deep clean and remove tough stains. However, it’s important to note that washing your clothes with snot isn’t recommended as a regular practice as it…
You’re a busy woman. You’ve got a baby that needs to get out and get some fresh air. You also have a dog that probably needs to go outside to do its business. If all that wasn’t enough, you’re also craving a cigarette. How can you do all three things at one time? After all,…
You’re homeless. It sucks. You’re living in your car. Just because you’re homeless and living in your car doesn’t mean you want to eat stale bagels. You’re homeless, not a barbarian. Here are some tips to help keep your bagels fresh while living in your car. 1. Make sure the bagel is completely dry: Moisture…
What’s the point of getting out of bed? There’s nothing in this world worth getting out of bed for. Seriously, have you looked out the window lately? There’s nothing going on and after all, if you need to learn about something, you can always turn to Facebook. That’s why we’re here today to discuss how…
Most people are trying to avoid getting type two diabetes, but you’re not most people. You’re different. You want to become type two diabetic without much effort. And I’m here to help you. Every person reading this probably has a different reason for wanting to become type two diabetic. Maybe you want to join the…