What to Avoid When Starting a YouTube Channel: A Survival Guide for the Hopelessly Optimistic So you want to be a YouTuber. Of course you do. Everyone does. Your neighbor’s kid, your yoga instructor, that guy at Starbucks who keeps pitching his “revolutionary” coffee review channel – they’re all convinced they’re one viral video away…
LinkedIn. The place where everyone’s a CEO of their own delusions and “synergy” is apparently a personality trait. You know what’s happening here? We’ve collectively agreed to participate in the world’s most boring roleplay game. Everyone pretending they wake up “passionate about leveraging solutions” instead of checking Instagram for 47 minutes while their coffee gets…
Everyone has a podcast now. Everyone. That kid who makes your coffee? Podcast about latte art. Your Uber driver? True crime, obviously. Pretty sure the birds outside are recording their morning show right now. You want one too. Problem is, you know absolutely nothing about audio production. You think “compression” is what happens to your…
So you want to sell your handmade goods on Etsy? Cool. Hope you like not sleeping. What Even Is Etsy Anyway? Picture if Amazon and a craft fair had a baby, then that baby was raised by Instagram influencers and Pinterest boards. That’s Etsy. It’s where handmade dreams go to either thrive or get buried…
So you want to sell your handmade goods online? Cool. Cool cool cool. You think people will pay actual money for that macrame plant holder you made at 3 AM while hate-watching reality TV and questioning your life choices? Here’s the thing: they absolutely will, and that’s the part that breaks people’s brains. The Reality…
Let’s face it: working a 9-to-5 is for suckers. Real champions are the ones who can balance a cocktail in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and still manage to churn out freelance work from a laptop that smells like last night’s regrets. Freelancing for alcoholics isn’t just a career choice; it’s an art…
