If you’ve had enough of your boss’s crap and are ready to take a stand, you’re in the right place. Here are ten ways to tell your boss to shove it while somehow getting that elusive raise. 1. The “I Deserve a Raise Because I Haven’t Murdered Anyone” Approach Let’s be real. Not committing homicide…
How to Fake Your Way Through Environmentalism Alright, gather around, you lazy sloths of modernity. You want to act like you care about the environment without ever really breaking a sweat, giving up your avocado toast, or even getting up off the couch. Good news: I’m here to guide you through that precise goal. The…
Alright, you’ve got a dog, and you love the furry menace more than you love your cousin’s ugly children, probably. But just because you love your dog doesn’t mean you’re any good at taking care of it. You’re out there throwing scraps from your plate like you’re some medieval king chucking a chicken bone to…
One tooth, huh? You’ve got a lone survivor in the dental war, the final gladiator standing amidst the wreckage of your once-great mouth empire. But even that single beacon of enamel deserves some attention. Just because the rest of the chompers have abandoned ship doesn’t mean you should treat your remaining tooth like a neglected…
Ever woke up at 3 AM drenched in the cold sweat of your own mortification, replaying that time you called your boss “Mom” at a meeting? Or perhaps you accidentally sent a flirty text meant for your partner to your childhood priest? Forget the apologies, the shame, the awkwardness. If there’s one thing that can…
The Ultimate Guide to Faking Your Way Into a McDonald’s Job How to Get a Job at McDonald’s Getting a job at McDonald’s isn’t for the faint-hearted. It requires cunning, a sprinkle of self-respect erosion, and a genuine love for fluorescent lighting. Let’s be real, though: this isn’t about climbing the corporate ladder. This is…