Forget what you think you know about ancient Egyptian mummies. Hollywood has lied to you, and no, Brendan Fraser is not coming to save you from a mummy apocalypse. We’re going to dive deep into the sarcophagus, so grab your adult diapers and let’s dig in. The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 3000 B.C. You…
Visiting the doctor can be an unnerving experience at the best of times, but have you ever considered that your physician might be a ghost? No, we’re not talking about the haunted feeling you get in the waiting room with its outdated magazines and sterile decor. We mean a literal ghost doctor. If you’ve been…
Breaking the news to your parents about your newfound devotion to a cult is no small feat. Whether you’re drawn to a charismatic leader or just really into Kool-Aid, you’ll need a strategy. Here’s how to break it to them without too many tears, or at least, with more laughs than tears. Step 1: The…
Ever felt like society is constantly reminding you that you’re a broke, insignificant speck of dirt compared to the dazzling wealth of celebrities and influencers? Well, it’s time to shove that nonsense aside and dive headfirst into the most ridiculous, over-the-top guide to faking it until you make it – or until you’re in crippling…
When Your Donkey Starts Making Eyes at You There’s something off about your donkey. Maybe it’s the way he looks at you with those big, soulful eyes, or perhaps it’s the sudden influx of heart-shaped haystacks left by your doorstep. One thing’s for sure, though: that donkey of yours has fallen head over hooves in…
Welcome to the ultimate guide that no one asked for but everyone needs. We’re diving headfirst into the unapologetically inappropriate and undeniably taboo: the best liquor to sneak into your AA meetings. Get ready to explore the wild, the wicked, and the hilariously questionable choices that will keep your secret flask stocked and your sobriety…