Thinking about jumping on the anorexia bandwagon? Here are some beginner tips that might help you on your journey to becoming as light as a feather. Breakfast is for Quitters Why start your day with energy when you can begin with the sweet satisfaction of an empty stomach? Skip breakfast entirely. Coffee and water will…
So, you’ve found yourself working at a bank and the monotony is just too much to bear. Maybe you’re looking for an escape route that’s a bit more…unconventional. Here are some foolproof methods to ensure your swift and unceremonious departure from your banking career. Mismatch Your Attire One of the quickest ways to raise eyebrows…
Craving a smoke? How about a dozen in the next hour? Yes, we’re talking about elevating your smoking game to an Olympic sport level of performance. But before you stock up on cartons, let’s dive into the “hows” and the hypotheticals of transforming your lungs into the chimney they always dreamed of being. Rapid-Fire Lighting…
Sometimes, life throws you a curveball—or you decide to throw one yourself. If you’ve ever wondered how to sweep your boyfriend off his feet by pretending you’re expecting, you’ve stumbled upon the right guide. Let’s dive into the craft of faux pregnancies with a twinkle in your eye and a pillow under your shirt. The…
Dogs. Man’s best friend, a loyal companion, and now, your favorite drinking buddy. Some folks might wag a disapproving finger at the idea of pouring a cold one into your dog’s bowl, but those people are just buzzkills who don’t understand the finer things in life. Today, we’re diving headfirst into the wild, wonderful world…
So, you’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and embark on the timeless quest to become filthy rich by marrying someone who remembers when televisions had dials. Bravo! Here’s your completely serious, no-nonsense guide to achieving financial nirvana through strategic matrimony with the elderly. It’s going to be a wild ride, and by wild,…
