Let’s face it, space aliens are out there and need our help! Whether they accidentally crash-landed their spaceship for the day, are here for a diplomatic mission, or are hibernating in your basement, one thing’s for sure – all extraterrestrials need cleanliness! To help you take care of your newfound friends, we’ve assembled this ultimate…
It’s a common dilemma among pregnant women: should they abort their unborn fetus or eat it instead? As an expectant mother, you may be facing this quandary right now and asking yourself, ‘how can I avoid the temptation of eating my freshly aborted fetus?’ Well, you’re in luck! Read on to learn the top tips…
Ah, the joys of Monday mornings: alarm clocks wailing, coffee cups half-filled, and no motivation to turn off the snooze button. However, if you are anything like me, you just dread Mondays. That’s why I’m here to give you top tips on how to catch meningitis, so you never have to experience a Monday morning…
Every day, someone on the internet seems to desperately search for an organ donor. And where’s the go-to? Craigslist, of course. We’ve all heard stories and watched movies of people turning to less-than-reputable sources when searching for a donor, but the truth is that you can find some of life’s essential items on Craigslist. Unfortunately,…
If you’ve ever been asked to buy a birthday gift for your mother-in-law and felt like doing anything, you’re not alone. Finding the perfect gift for a mother-in-law can be really hard, but don’t worry – there are much easier ways to get her to not like you. Are you ready to master the art…
Growing your own pork chops might sound like a crazy idea, but it’s actually not as difficult as you may think. With the right knowledge and tools, anyone can produce delicious and nutritious pork chops without breaking their back! Ready to get started? Read on to find out everything you need to know about raising…