So, you’re thinking about building a time machine in your garage? Or, more likely, you’ve seen one too many movies featuring time travel, and now you’re wondering if it’s really possible to build a time machine in your garage. Well, I’m here to tell you that it is indeed possible to build a time machine…
If you’re anything like me, you always look forward to calls from telemarketers. They’re a welcome break from the mundane tasks of everyday life, and they provide an opportunity to practice your best passive-aggressive behavior. Here are the top ten ways to annoy telemarketers, guaranteed to make their day just a little bit worse. 1….
So, your mom just married a new guy. There’s something fishy about this guy, and you can’t put your finger on what it is. But you’re pretty sure he’s not who he says he is. Here are some clues that your new stepdad might actually be D. B. Cooper. 1. He’s always wearing a big…
You hate your neighbor. It seems that every time you turn around, they’re doing something to bother you. They play their music too loud, their dog barks all hours of the night, and they never seem to clean up their yard. Now you finally want to get back at your neighbors. The best way to…
Who doesn’t love Facebook? It’s the perfect way to stay connected with friends and family, share news and photos, and keep up with what’s going on in the world. Who doesn’t love looking at fat people from the chin up or reading about people’s opinions on things that don’t matter? But for some people, Facebook…
Not everyone learns that Santa isn’t real at a young age. Some of us are well into adulthood before discovering the truth. And when we do, it can be pretty devastating. How can anyone deal with such a crushing blow? The good news is that there are stages of grief that apply to this situation….