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If your niece is pregnant and the father of her unborn baby is ugly, you should encourage her to get an abortion. If she has the baby, they’ll most likely have a life-long problem because of how ugly he is. The baby would be made fun of daily on the school bus because the baby…
How do you get money for lottery tickets without robbing liquor stores? Everybody wants to win the lottery, but not everybody has enough money of their own to buy tickets. Luckily, there are some foolproof tricks to get the money you need. If you don’t feel like robbing liquor stores, read my article, and you’ll…
Mr. Furley is so much more than a cool-looking guy who wears scarves and has what looks like a poodle on his head. He’s also a landlord who takes his job very seriously. If Mr. Furley doesn’t collect the rent on time, his brother Bart will be distraught. As you can imagine, Jack, Chrissy, and…
We’ve all been there at one time or another, and it’s never a pretty sight. You’re sitting on the bus, or you’re at the park, or maybe you’re just out for a walk, and all of a sudden, your stomach flips over. Your lower intestines are doing backflips, there’s loud rumbling in your gut, and…
You don’t need to be an award-winning actor to pretend to care about your coworkers. Do you really care that Debbie’s daughter married a woman covered in tattoos and didn’t graduate middle school? No, you don’t. However, what you do care about is Debbie coming to work to cover her shift so you can go…