The big win is right around the corner. You might hit it big the next time the wheel spins on the slot machine or when you’re dealt the next poker hand. You know for a fact that you’re going to win, but you don’t have enough cash to keep playing. That’s why you need a…
Now that you’re a senior citizen, you may be thinking that you’re too old to get caught shoplifting. But trust us, the cops can still nab you if you’re not careful! Here are some tips to avoid getting caught shoplifting as a senior citizen: 1. Don’t try to steal items that are too heavy or…
Most people are trying to avoid getting type two diabetes, but you’re not most people. You’re different. You want to become type two diabetic without much effort. And I’m here to help you. Every person reading this probably has a different reason for wanting to become type two diabetic. Maybe you want to join the…
Just because you’re morbidly obese and get winded walking from your bed to the TV doesn’t mean you can’t work. There are plenty of jobs that you can do without having to leave your house. Better yet, you can even munch on food while you’re working. Here are some of the best jobs for morbidly…
So, you’re thinking about building a time machine in your garage? Or, more likely, you’ve seen one too many movies featuring time travel, and now you’re wondering if it’s really possible to build a time machine in your garage. Well, I’m here to tell you that it is indeed possible to build a time machine…
If you’re anything like me, you always look forward to calls from telemarketers. They’re a welcome break from the mundane tasks of everyday life, and they provide an opportunity to practice your best passive-aggressive behavior. Here are the top ten ways to annoy telemarketers, guaranteed to make their day just a little bit worse. 1….