If you’re like me, you love listening to operas while walking around town. There’s nothing quite like the sound of arias filling the air as you go about your day. However, did you know that listening to too much opera can make you go deaf? It’s true! This blog post will discuss how to avoid…
Some ducks are born with a mustache, but some may have to grow one. So if you happen to be raising ducks for show or slaughter, then this article is for you! The following tips will help teach you how to shave a duck’s mustache without making a mess. Here are the steps required to…
A lot of people have been asking, “How do I convince my boss I’m sick so I can take a long weekend?” Well, that is a tough one, but a few tips I’d give you are: 1. If you’re going to lie to your boss, lie with class. You need to make up a convincingly…
We all know that shopping for clothes with your ex-wife can be a tricky business. After all, you’re no longer co-dependent companions, just content to buy each other expensive gifts and haggle over who gets to spend the money. You’re (probably) bitter enemies whose main goal in life is to prove to the other person…
So, it’s been your lifelong goal to play the tuba for a living. You also have a case of bulimia that won’t seem to go away. Will you earn enough money playing the tuba to satisfy your bulimic cravings? A quick look at the numbers shows you that your chances are not good. Tubas are…
Huffing paint and overeating seem to go hand in hand. If you’re looking for signs that you’re hiding out in your house, daydreaming about when the paint hits the canvas (famous last words), and constantly hungry all the time, it’s time to make a change. And you better make a significant change because an enormous…