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Okay so you just had an abortion and now you're googling what to eat because apparently that's a thing people google. The medical pamphlet suggested crackers and clear liquids like you're recovering...

So your landlord raised the rent again. Third time this year. The ceiling stain that looks like Nicolas Cage having an existential crisis? Still there. Your roommate's bathtub science experiment has...

Alright, so you're getting a colonoscopy. You've consumed roughly seventeen gallons of what can only be described as medical-grade Drano. You're wearing a gown that's essentially a dinner napkin...

You know what nobody talks about? The dark underbelly of competitive bingo. The scandal. The deception. The elderly crime syndicates operating in broad daylight under the cover of church...

Baby showers are a psychological experiment that got out of hand. Think about it. Someone decided that the best way to celebrate impending parenthood was to blindfold adults and make them sniff...

Alright, so you picked up a tooth off the sidewalk. Just... let that sink in for a second. While everyone else was walking to Starbucks like normal members of society, you stopped, bent down, and...